Egyptian Poker Face Remix
Lyrics, directing, and singing by: Jordan Cohn and Dylan Linnell
Mumumumummy
Mumumumummy
Mumumumummy
Mumumumummy
Mumumumummy
I want to do analysis on Egyptian Artwork please
Narmer, Great Pyramids, Ka Aper, Last Judgement, Ramses
I love it
Let’s start with the first architect Imhotep
He was the one who gave the Egyptian pyramids their step
Oooooooooooooooooooo
He was the Pharos chancellor and his highest priest,
Ooooooooooooooooooooo
He's even remembered today, from West to East
Gotta weigh my
Gotta weigh my
Heart against Maat’s feather,
The protectress of truth and light
Osiris now will judge you
As we see in the Last Judgement
Will you go to heaven or hell
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
The Pallete of Narmer, depicting "the Kingdom of Two Lands"
Was accredited to Narmer, who saved Egypt with his hands
Looking at the Great Pyramids, we see elite power
Built to house pharaohs after their dying hour
Oooooooooooooooooooo
Imoteph is dead as are his classic step
Ooooooooooooooo
Now the great pyramids have the great rep
Gotta weigh my
Gotta weigh my
Heart against Maat’s feather,
The protectress of truth and light
Osiris now will judge you
As we see in the Last Judgement
Will you go to heaven or hell
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
Now lets look at a face filled with lots of relax,
With realism and chub, hey no need for six packs
Ka aper’s face is vivaciously alive,
so its okay if his facial paint did not survive
Gotta weigh my
Gotta weigh my
Heart against Maat’s feather,
The protectress of truth and light
Osiris now will judge you
As we see in the Last Judgement
Will you go to heaven or hell
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
LIKE NEFERTITI
Lyrics, directing, and singing by: Jordan Cohn and Dylan Linnell
Mumumumummy
Mumumumummy
Mumumumummy
Mumumumummy
Mumumumummy
I want to do analysis on Egyptian Artwork please
Narmer, Great Pyramids, Ka Aper, Last Judgement, Ramses
I love it
Let’s start with the first architect Imhotep
He was the one who gave the Egyptian pyramids their step
Oooooooooooooooooooo
He was the Pharos chancellor and his highest priest,
Ooooooooooooooooooooo
He's even remembered today, from West to East
Gotta weigh my
Gotta weigh my
Heart against Maat’s feather,
The protectress of truth and light
Osiris now will judge you
As we see in the Last Judgement
Will you go to heaven or hell
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
The Pallete of Narmer, depicting "the Kingdom of Two Lands"
Was accredited to Narmer, who saved Egypt with his hands
Looking at the Great Pyramids, we see elite power
Built to house pharaohs after their dying hour
Oooooooooooooooooooo
Imoteph is dead as are his classic step
Ooooooooooooooo
Now the great pyramids have the great rep
Gotta weigh my
Gotta weigh my
Heart against Maat’s feather,
The protectress of truth and light
Osiris now will judge you
As we see in the Last Judgement
Will you go to heaven or hell
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
Now lets look at a face filled with lots of relax,
With realism and chub, hey no need for six packs
Ka aper’s face is vivaciously alive,
so its okay if his facial paint did not survive
Gotta weigh my
Gotta weigh my
Heart against Maat’s feather,
The protectress of truth and light
Osiris now will judge you
As we see in the Last Judgement
Will you go to heaven or hell
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
To be beautiful in Egypt, what did you need
MUMUMUMUMMY
A long and elegant neck seemed most fit to succeed
MUMUMUMUMMY
LIKE NEFERTITI
