Studyin sea to sea
to teach religion is the key
All we tryin to do is artsy artsy artsy

And we gon teach it, like religous pros
Li-li-li-like religous pros
And we gon...

We started off with some art in a big cave,
All the way to gothic church's w/ a big nave
Let's start off with Egypt that what I say
We got the book of the dead w/ your heart to weigh
They got the god Horus who is a bird
And with some god-like temples: Ramses 111
Stone-stone-stone-stone build it up high
Let the pyramids rise your Ka in the sky
Whoa, okay, now let's go to Greece
They got gods that range from Zeus to Hadies
They depict death on the geometric creator
How about Islam we'll get to that later


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Shout out to Allah and my boy Muhammad
started a new religion because he’s the prophet
He ascended into heaven on the dome of the rock
And now that religious place is where crowds flock
If you forget where to worship while in the prayer hall
Remember: a mirhab is a niche in the quibla wall
Christianity started when Gabe came to marry
It’ll end on last judgment w/ Jesus looking scary
Baby Jesus sittin on Mary’s lap
The throne of wisdom: he was a young chap
Jesus was the good shepherd, herding sheep
In Bondone’s lamentation, we see marry weep.
Jesus always had a nimbus around his head
Even after crucifixtion, he still ain’t dead
These are religious images, and we’re about done
This is jack and jake signing out, and were #1